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Aug 21
I really wonder, how stupid anyone must be to open and read email from a stranger with a subject line like the following.
Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack! See video
Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own! See video
Britney Spears’ vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab! See video
Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin! See video
Do they really go, “OMG!! I have to see this. This must be real!”
Or “I’m such a perv, I’m gunna see some really good stuff and do the hand-jive to celebrate!”
Yes folks they are!
Aug 12
I really have to give it to the team who came up with this tag.
I wonder, since I do not have those contact lenses I must have “standard definition” eyesight.
So if my eyes give me “real as life” vision, do these “hi-def” contacts give me REALER than real eyesight?
Maybe I have DVD quality eyes, so I may miss seeing things at 1080p!
Or will I get those black bars on the top and bottom of my line of sight because those hi-def contacts give you letterbox vision.
Aug 09
Happy Birthday Singapore!
43 years and still going strong!
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Aug 03
Coo! The trailers has potential, hope the movie does just a well.
I love to comic…please please don’t frak it up.
Aug 03
Well picture this…
You and this hot chick, on the sofa watching some movie. She gestures to her blouse and says, “Want some of this?”
Jackpot!! Didn’t know you were going to get lucky huh?
She reaches in and….Wait! Put on the breaks.
She pulls out what looks like a bendy straw, “Want some wine?”
Yes folks better than not getting any you get some wine.
buy one today! @ http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack
Jul 28
If you can see the number in this picture you are not colour blind.
HINT: number is 5
