Parents beware! *hyuk hyuk*

I really have to give it to the team who came up with this tag.

I wonder, since I do not have those contact lenses I must have “standard definition” eyesight.
So if my eyes give me “real as life” vision, do these “hi-def” contacts give me REALER than real eyesight?
Maybe I have DVD quality eyes, so I may miss seeing things at 1080p!
Or will I get those black bars on the top and bottom of my line of sight because those hi-def contacts give you letterbox vision.
I saw this in a *prominent cake shop * . It all seemed fine untill I said the name. If you understand Malay you’ll get the joke.
Well folks this is just about the most useful thing I’ve come across. With the frikkin trend of looking slimmer than a chopstick cut in half, this is exactly what you need to add to your list of body parts that need to be made smaller.

How informative this notice is.
Just in case you didn’t know.
Dduh!!
A few of these incense sticks and you too can relax!
Yes folks if you ever get nervous during a job interview, worry not! This place has thought of it all! They really want you to get the job done ;p
Sometimes even the most innocent of posters can have a hidden laugh
Check out the bottom right of the poster.
Sometimes you just need a big ass calculator too add up them numbers!