Aug 21

I really wonder, how stupid anyone must be to open and read email from a stranger with a subject line like the following.

Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack! See video
Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own! See video
Britney Spears’ vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab! See video
Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin! See video

Do they really go, “OMG!! I have to see this. This must be real!”
Or “I’m such a perv, I’m gunna see some really good stuff and do the hand-jive to celebrate!”

Yes folks they are!
motivationally stupid

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Aug 21

Parents beware! *hyuk hyuk*
Bear Biscuit

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Aug 12

I really have to give it to the team who came up with this tag.
hi-def contact lens
I wonder, since I do not have those contact lenses I must have “standard definition” eyesight.
So if my eyes give me “real as life” vision, do these “hi-def” contacts give me REALER than real eyesight?
Maybe I have DVD quality eyes, so I may miss seeing things at 1080p!
Or will I get those black bars on the top and bottom of my line of sight because those hi-def contacts give you letterbox vision.

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Aug 03

Coo! The trailers has potential, hope the movie does just a well.
I love to comic…please please don’t frak it up.

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Aug 03

Well picture this…
You and this hot chick, on the sofa watching some movie. She gestures to her blouse and says, “Want some of this?”

Jackpot!! Didn’t know you were going to get lucky huh?
She reaches in and….Wait! Put on the breaks.

She pulls out what looks like a bendy straw, “Want some wine?”

Yes folks better than not getting any you get some wine.

Wine Bra
buy one today! @ http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack

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Jul 17

What the hell is wrong with these parents / adults, who get on the MRT/LRT and promptly pick up their child and get them to stand on the seat?

That child had been walking on the SAME roads and other places they (those dumb ass parents/adults) have been too. So what if the child only walks 30% of the way. Show me the sign by the Ministry of Health that said that 30% was clean?

Seriously, they would not like it if another grown person put their feet on the seat. So what makes it ok for kids??? If you really have to; make the little bugger stand on their parents/uncles/aunties/grandparents lap. That way the idea that if anything gets dirty everyone else does not need to share the “pleasure”.

Where is that * fornicating * Courtesy Lion when you need it?

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Jun 29

Eddie Murphy made a joke about the Honeymooners, Ralf & Ed being a gay couple.
To paraphrase, “When I bend over, start fukkin!”
Well that is what Yahoo! has told every other domain registrar.
I mean the hike from $9.95 to $34.95 is *”Ridikolous kosin Larry” (ala Perfect Strangers)
I mean “Seriously,SERIOUSLY!” (ala Grays Anatomy)
I’m going to Godaddy….yeh right now Yahoo! …. whose your daddy?
I thought their service was cool since I have a few other services with Yahoo! But now the bloom is off the rose, the honeymoon IS over!
Oh well caveat emptor, and also “a fool and his money are soon parted” , I learned my lessons, yes I did.
Yahoo ups annual domain registration fees in Cnet News was the second sign I received.
I thought Yahoo increases domain renewal fees by Dominik Mueller is pretty apt too!

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Jun 27

Well folks this is just about the most useful thing I’ve come across. With the frikkin trend of looking slimmer than a chopstick cut in half, this is exactly what you need to add to your list of body parts that need to be made smaller.

Slim your navel

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Jun 26

Fools Buy Fools SellI was walking through Duxton and saw this sign. Yes, this “entrepreneur” certainly knows how to get his/her business going!

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Jun 14

Incense sticks

A few of these incense sticks and you too can relax!

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