Relax One Corner

Fun with dorm lights

kerry — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:06:46 +0000

Technology Students Mess with Dormitory Lights - Funny video clips are a click away

Stupid Spam

kerry — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:37:50 +0000

I really wonder, how stupid anyone must be to open and read email from a stranger with a subject line like the following.

Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack! See video
Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own! See video
Britney Spears’ vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab! See video
Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin! See video

Do they really go, “OMG!! I have to see this. This must be real!”
Or “I’m such a perv, I’m gunna see some really good stuff and do the hand-jive to celebrate!”

Yes folks they are!

Beware of the Biscuit!

kerry — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:10:23 +0000

Parents beware! *hyuk hyuk*

What if the internet crashed?

kerry — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:37:30 +0000

hi-def contact lens

kerry — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:34:49 +0000

I really have to give it to the team who came up with this tag.

I wonder, since I do not have those contact lenses I must have “standard definition” eyesight.
So if my eyes give me “real as life” vision, do these “hi-def” contacts give me REALER than real eyesight?
Maybe I have DVD quality eyes, so I may miss seeing things at 1080p!
Or will I get those black bars on the top and bottom of my line of sight because those hi-def contacts give you letterbox vision.

Singapore National Day, Happy 43rd Brithday

kerry — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:03:49 +0000

Happy Birthday Singapore!
43 years and still going strong!

WATCHMEN the movie

kerry — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:42:38 +0000

Coo! The trailers has potential, hope the movie does just a well.
I love to comic…please please don’t frak it up.

Wine bra Yumm!

kerry — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:01:26 +0000

Well picture this…
You and this hot chick, on the sofa watching some movie. She gestures to her blouse and says, “Want some of this?”

Jackpot!! Didn’t know you were going to get lucky huh?
She reaches in and….Wait! Put on the breaks.

She pulls out what looks like a bendy straw, “Want some wine?”

Yes folks better than not getting any you get some wine.

buy one today! @ http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack

Are you colour blind?

kerry — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:55:25 +0000

If you can see the number in this picture you are not colour blind.

HINT: number is 5

I love Google!

kerry — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:24:01 +0000

Says it all dosen’t it?